What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:25
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd